she doesnt like her photo being taken bless her!!
me and mum have been through lots together, some very very rough times,and i dnt know whether it is becuase of that or jst something that jst is,,becausae i love my mum mre than i could evr explain,when i think about it i get a horrible feeling in my somtach like a sicky thing almost like before you go on stage, its painful hw much i love her, many times i have been awy from her and i ave missed her with all my heart and i think that happening again makes me love her and appreciate who is she is mre than i could evr know.
since i can rememebr i have always wanted to make her proud,happy and o.k. i dnt know why bt this is mre so for her than for other people in my family, i rememebr certian times i saw things my brother and sister hadnt,some thing that were later discussed with me by dad and proved right,and i jst have this overwhelming need to make her happy.
let talk a little about the wonders of my mum.snippets of info that come together to bring this wonderful women into a human being worthy of all the honours the queen could possibly give.
her maiden name is the funnies on the planet and nw we only bring it out into the open to make fun of it lol!!i dnt want to mention it jst coz it too private bt haha a clue is it does have something to do with poo in it,and so yes you see the funnys coming to the forfront of ur minds whilst yor try to figoure out what it could be lol!! she was a yonuger sister to my uncle and they lived in the current vilaage that we all do nw and in the house my gran still lives in to this day. she had the bowl hair-cut and the pinafores,brightly coloured shoes and i can really imagine her having te picturesque little old-fashoined and tradiotional family life i wish we would/could all go back to,where your not scared to skip out to the shops,play out at night and help out your neihbour when they need you.things went quite difficult when she was a younger lassy though when she had to have her wole bottom half in plaster for a few yrs some of which was spent in hosptial, i am not sure exactly what was wrong but something to do with her hop bone, the plaster cast was all of the legs separated by one of those big poles between her thighs to keep them in one place, she had to be crried places and i cnt imagine the loneliness she felt at that age and i know gfrom the way she talk it was a particulaly bad time for her.very brave.
she grwe up as a wispy bootful young hippy clothed women or so i think looking at hercothes and hair!!those suide jackets and slightly bobbed swept across the face hair,which later turned into a permmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!she went to work for a local big brain cmpany where my dad worked and still does.i think if i remembr rightly they met at a paty danced the whole night and the rest is as they say hisotry!!
they got married in the usual way lol,and my mum was welcomed into my dads family nicely and vice-verca.they had there fair shares of trips and photos of embaressing things and even mre photos of embaressing clothes, and motor cars,then there was my sister,fine little baby, she did something to mums blood service or seomthing so when i was in her belly later on i became ill and when i was born i had that yellow illness and was rushed to spend some times in icu,and the nxt time mum got pregers with my brother the illness worsened and so he was extrmeely ill very much so and he also went yellow,like he was painted in iodine and was also in icu.
she left the big brain company to look after us toddlers, then as she got mre in need of wanting a job she had many things, one of which was making lmapshades bt she nvr found her neiche.then we moved house and schools,lives and friends jst as i was in my first yr of primary shcool.this is where she found her new job at this school as a teaching assistant, she first worked at my school and the sceniors school too ,bt gave that up when she relaise tneeagers can be shites!!
and last yr she gave both up to focus on hersef and has nw set up her dreamy liuttle job of gardening, she has many clients and is loving it, the school job got her dwo nand i am glad to see her smiling when she talk about the old ladies and men she helps nw,the things she does and the chainsaws she keeps fuck**ng up when she cuts through the dam wire!!
she works so hard for us and like mst mums i know we dnt give her our full thanks for all she does and i also know we often shit and her and dnt help her the way we should,i have tried to get bettr at this and i do what i can.
her best friend moved to australia a few yrs back and she also took this hard bt has got many mre and nw has become close with one she met at school and they are like too mad peas in apod.
my mother is the most clumsy person i have ever know apart from mr bean!!she candrop, slip or knock ovr anything in the world and if there was a banana skin to slip on she's find it!!
she has the loudes laugh,can wolf whistle and hit a rounders ball so hard it hurts to run after it!!
she hates snakes and crys when she sees them and slugs too.(sorry for the chocolate ones we once put on your tent pillow and even mre so when they started to melt and left a slime like trail making you all the mre scared)(evil choldren)
she has also found joy in cycling with her friedn and does mile after mile and is nw a fit little button,she wants to cycle to france nw..get you mother!!
her love nevr wavers and she gets emotional angry.possitively crazy and slams a whole lot of doors and cupboards too.
she loves shortbread and marzipan and can be seen with haribo kids mixquite often too!!
she cooks like a beast and everything iknow comes from her(and gran too) and i love wathinc ghr make and bake because has a simple knakco f making everything perfectly,knowing exactly hw long a cake will make down to the minute the timer goes off and the cake is jst right!!too making the mumma of all steak and kidney pies and jst damn good knosh,she has recetly sweeped through a bait of quick fix dishes and i do hpe she starts cooking again soon coz its a wonder to see and smell as it creeps into my room!!
and so we celebrated today with a day of her,she walked away from the dishawahser and usualy chores and at down tonight to a meal cook by me (and cousin was a angel and i couldnt have done it witout her)it has been hard getting her favourite meal bt as i said in a previous post i found out it was a roast lamb dinner and a lemon pmyriangue pie.
we did late last night finally find the lemon pie mix bt it took too long for no panic attacks to e involved, we loaded the trolley with htme though so hahaha you will nt beat us again mates!!
when she came downstairs all sleepy she found my pressie on the table which were a packet of her favourite shortbread biscuits, a bunch of her favourtie flowers(oh actually two bunches)of tulips,and a note saying your play.com package is nt her yet so expect it lol!! i got her the sister act dvd because she previously dressed up as a cracker of a nun,people herld door s open for her!!,and went to see the sister act sing along with her friend and came home wanting the dvd so i got it,it will arrive soon!!
and then in the evening the panick began as i tried to make the whole dinner, i had nt done any prep work to make sure the pei was done before hand and so i dnt have to rush i was stupid and blissfully unaware of hw much need to be done,so off me and cousin went,sticking the five pound leg of lamb in the oven!!(yes you heard the right)then to mkaing the pastry case and putting it into the jock of a dish somelike 16' sqaure it took three packets of the lemon filling man and thats lots considering for a flan it only asks for one lol!!then that went off to cool in my sisters oom and out of mums sight.then the parnips roasted properly in fat, the frozen pototas went in(i know nt freshly roasted bt come on im only one daughter for cripes sake)then the softening of the onions for the onions sauce,to the lemon filling which took ages to thicken because we needed three times as much lol, then to the little babay carots,brocoli,cauliflower,sprouts and cabbage,then the onions sauce was conrgfloured and milked to make it yummy,then to the table it goes with some wine, cnadles,knapkins and a glass or two of gin tonic and ribena!!
stuffed to the brim after eating the feast whilst watching 'jamie at home' on mre 4 and a few conversational words n between the munching its off to the lounge with mum so we can start on the egg white for the top of the meringue. i dnt usually have so much success and im sure it was cous;s special seperateing of the egg white touch that help my shiny meringues come sto liufe and im very proud,we didnt actually need all of them so i made my first ever nest with the left-ver bits and into the fridge wit the yolks which i think i will try either some gooey mouse or something i have wante dto tunr my hand at for a while,cremb brulee!!
into the oven it goes and wam bam bish bash bosh out it comes half our later perfectlycrsip and slightly tanned on-top, i get the honours of serving and they tuck in and i get smiles and they pick at the dish and i feel yayish!!
so a success for mothers days with a few rants and eylps as i feel i muck things up and a few squezzes and hugs to try and make me carry on as my confidence dwindles and i give up,and then renued by hugs and suport i carry on to mkae the meal and do it on time too!!
and my dads happy because e has left-overs and will be today stinking the house out with his best meal evr of bubble and squeek which i have to admit by what i have seen and smelt he is the master of this dish!!go on challenge him he love it!!
and i can gaurentee the left-ovr lemon pudding in the fridge will be polise doff by the time you can say 'ooh lala you little piggies'
i love you mum and i will forever and evr mre and mr eeach day,your a wonderful women.
oh i also did her a poem heheand with that and the one with my sisters delvivered flowers and cards with a poem in it mumsy shed some tears.the brother got her a starbucks mug of london and i know she loved that too so great stuff we love you MUM!!
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