already!!

imgine the scene, your on a slump, you enjoyed all the christmas baking has to offer,there is the bit of turkey being randombly chewed on straight from the fridge,and the odd extra xmas pudding being pulled out the cupbaord for some much needed 'i want xmas back already' comfort...and you tkae the first step into the local shop...there arent that many locals in the uk im sure you can guess which popular one it might be, and your gald because there is room to breath in here today,..because as we all no the shops are jammed round chrsimtas..and with the last of the buy one get one frees and the reduced for quick sale on all the chocolate santas and such abandoned delights , on the shelves it is nw pretty much bakc to nomral pace..which is maybe even slower as,come on hw can anyone be expected to move with half digested food still ,illing in there bellies from the xmas splurge.

then to my suprsie i look up to say a fond farewell to the last lindt choc raindear and maybe get him for my brother, my eyes do nt pear into his sad unwanted eyes but into the milky bar kids happy clappy one. a slap in the face is far from what occured,YOU ARE KIDDING, IT IS JST GONE CHRISTMADS AND NEW YRS AND THERE IS ALREADY EASTER EGGS ON THE SHELVES.my next thought come to gosh im do hpe chocolate keeps aswell as they say,and my thoughts after that goes back to the first, im shocked utterly shocked, i am sure it nvr happened this early before.

ovr the yrs it seems people need to plug the nxt celebratory event into our minds whilst we are still in the previous one as to make sure we dnt foget easter is in four months.

and now here we are in febuary and the eggs are in full swing and 'oh what fun it is to ride.'.ooh sh** watch- you see us slower paced peoplecan still remembr xmas-these eggs are fantastic though and i watch more people walk by tranfixed, yes we moan about what people do to seel there products,how they get them bigger and betttr every yr, i am nt one of these people, seeing the new 'extra special belguim truffle' or the mars selection, or quality street eggs is far from depressing its genious!! and nw there are newer things to go to the shop and jst walk round feeling like a freak bt nt caring about!!there the one thing that until last yr i was a slight blonde too though!!..i would ordinerily be ahsamed of my stupidness bt since i am writing to noone who cares....ls yr it finally dawned on me that creme eggs seemed to come and go at this time of yr, there is a sliht excuse for my behaviour as they do come in shops so early i nthe yr andleave late being sold off to get rid of them. but still i nvr got the cream eggs were infact jst about at easter. i found myself saddened by this even though it happened every yr knowing it made it..mre unpleasant. these little wonders have been around for so long, they were one of the eggs i always got... you no certian relatives get you the same eggs every yr, creme egg was my nxt door neighbours, aero from the parents, and something like a flake or terry's from the others, of course there came a point they gave up on getting different for the grnapkids and peeps because we were older and cleverer and clearly new that a snickers was infact 'granpa nt the same as a twix so why does my sister get that one even though i like this one better anyway egg'(kids are so weird its fab eh?!!)

the thing i will say is that creme eggs have mst certianly got smaller, there are ceritna things in life i can make excuses for this.....like when you are little ur paddling pool is clearly the ocean yet nw you cnt lie in it lenghways and then there the slides at the playground,when your smally they go on forever bt it doesnt have the same effect when you can litterally sit on it, with your ass on the top and your toes on the floor with parents saying 'dearest do you need us to call ur nurse to take you home' all around. bt my hands have not grown that much na-a-a i will nt accept it, they have got smaller the EGGS HAVE GOT SMALLER.and its not on. bt wedo have mre of a selection i guess, like the galaxy one, and the caramel,truffle,smarties and im sure much mre to come, so the have got there excuses, as my good friend say ' but why do i no suck out the middle of the creme egg out and get that suggary tingle comeing into my forhead at the sweetness of it all' then the pndering look at the egg and then..' and why do when i finsih spooning the rest of the middle out with my finger out and sitcking the whole shell of the choc egg in my mouth do i no have to open my mouth to chew it down,and get antoher rush ' more ponderin and then alook of shock comes on her face and she says in an almost lost girls voice ' i know why, listen its because there smaller, there smaller....i'm writing to them...im gone ..get me a pen...this is not on' and then i can nt bare the poor girls shock and am scared of PTS so i wip out another one(its by one get one free at the bottom..yes i know BECAUSE THERE SO SMALL THEY CAN DO THIS...,and she slips this one into her mouth and calms.as the pen goes away and the colour comes back into her cheeks and the wolrd is safe again..for now.

bt yes my dear friend is right i have checked the avidence i have got other sources,familymember friends to hold the egg in there hand and look too and yes we all agree, these like so many things days....mars bars,twixs,digestive biscuits,the amount you get in a crsip packet,the amount you get in a mutlipack of sweets or chocolate bag,oooh the sheer diabolickle amount you nw get in the mini eggs bags..i mean half the packet is spare, and many mre thing have got smaller in size.its isnt on bt what can you do..take full advantage of the buy one get one free is all there is too it im afraid!!

but it is coming and im anjoying it, i ave nt receive easter egg for a few yrs nw,confusing story one which is mre boring the this current topic so i will nt share it with you and destroy you lol!!

bt hmm mre baking could be required, like chocolate nests, those are a fmaily tradiotoin every year choc,cornflake nests with a mini egg on top must be made,oooh excitment..

last yrs choc nests...woohoo..gone within the hour!!

and jst a few of the easter treats lol!!two lindt bunnies from gran, brothers mars bar egg,mums special box of chocolates in the pink box from her mummy!!big tin of the nests!!,big tin of creme eggs bought to decorate the table which mum does every yr the an easter breakie,croissants, those little fluffy yellow chicks,and a few mre treats,and there the fruit and nut bar, the others are too wripped apart to be pictured!!